metaphors

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 27-Jul-2006 18:38:39

Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year's winners.

Post 2 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Thursday, 27-Jul-2006 23:06:07

I never get sick of these. Funniest things ever! Damn clever kids....

Post 3 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Friday, 28-Jul-2006 8:22:30

I've read this twice now Becky and it still has me in stitches by the end. I think my favorite two are:


9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.


and my absolute fave:


20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

Post 4 by Preciosa (The precious one and her littledog too.) on Friday, 28-Jul-2006 12:20:11

hillarious!-great post.

Post 5 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Friday, 28-Jul-2006 21:44:19

Those ar cool!

Post 6 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Friday, 28-Jul-2006 23:41:33

Ahh, just wait till my next essay

Post 7 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 29-Jul-2006 11:36:15

lmao, love them!